Dear Zuhaidah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realised it when you smacked my ass under a street light and I saw you sit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear, but I'll keep your saliva as a memory. You should also know that I told about the moose poaching in my confession today and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.

Kiss my butt, Aryani.

Here's how it works:Dear (Person you recently talked to),I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit onBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite offOrange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink -Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your saliva
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your virginity
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from my backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told about the moose poaching in my confession today
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V -Never will forget that night
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemonWater – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Soda – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings and Salutations to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - Best of luck on the sex change
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA -With tears of sadness
Egypt – Kiss my butt

Hello. :D
I'm so super bored.
If those who viewed my Plurk, might know that I put,
" YANI. ;D wants the two ginger kittens at the void deck. D: "
And guess what?
I FOUND ONE OF THEM. :DDDDDDD
My mum went jogging.
When she came back, she told me a kitten was inside the lift.
Obviously, I'd run out. :D
So, I ran out.
And there's the kitten there. :D
Just sitting quietly.
For some reasons,
It can't meow.
I don't know why.
But it can't.
But, the whole time I played with it, it purrs.
A LOT.
Like, the whole time.
I fed it cat food and water.
Then play with it.
For awhile.
Then it somehow got tired.
And rested on my lap.
And it slept. [:
I feel like a mom. HAHA.
It loves to sleep on my lap.
But then, when my parents came back from AMK.
At about 8.
They asked me to put back the kitten. ]:
Sobs.
What to do.
Now, I can't find the kitten.
I feel so guilty. Haishh.

Hello. ^^
Let's get straight to the point.
Second day of Councillor Camp.

Didn't sleep the whole night.
Well, maybe for a few hours. An hour or so.
Talked to Zuhaidah on the phone for about 20 mins or so?
Thank you babe. [: Love ya!
Then, I just stare at the ceiling till finally I slept for an hour or so.
I hope I didn't talk in my sleep. I always do. :D
Wahaha.
Then, we actually decided to wake up at 5.
But turned out, 430.
Since everyone woke up already.
Went out at about 445.
Cause when we went out the councillor told us to come out at 450?
-.-
For what seyh?
Still the same. Pfft.
So, we were the first batch of girls to bath.
After that, we had physical training.
It was so fooking tough. -.-
5 rounds around the netball court wasn't so bad.
Its just the pumping we had to do.
And etc. etc.
After that, we had breakfast.
Milo. [Yum] and sandwiches. [Butter and jam]
Yum.
Ate 2 sandwiches.
Thank you Yu Kit for taking the 2nd one for me. :DDDD
Niceeee.
Then, we had briefing bout the Amazing Race.
After that, we went back to classroom to take our day pack.
I felt so stupid with mine.
So, we raced off.
BlahBlahBlah.
Ohh yeah! Forgot to tell you guys who were in my group. :D
Group 1:
Sec Ones
Dini
Bazilah
CH
Sean
Rich
Kevin

Sec Threes
Amirah
Asyiqin
Shamil
Ezra
Samuel

Syazwan was our group leader. Hoho.

Our group was the second one to arrive.
Haizz.
Our group always got second in tons of games.
Only two games did we get first.
Water bomb and Chair game.
But nvm. Team spirit! :DDDD
I love our group. <3
After Amazing Race,
We had lunch.
Chicken rice.
Gave my chicken to Dini and Bazilah.
Haha.
And then Treasure Hunt.
Got second again.
And then MIA.
For those of you who's bad in acronyms,
It means Missing In Action.
Dini got kidnapped. :O
Haha, we actually knew where they were kept.
Cause when we're playing games, we saw them. -.-
BlahBlahBlah.
We did our cheer, semangat. :D
We got second AGAIN.
After that,
We gathered together.
Surprise, surprise.
The Sec 2 councillors told us that if we win the Chair game,
We'll get first.
Cause we're just one point away with group 2.
We more larh.
So, we played the chair game TWO TIMES.
Cause the first time, was a trial. We got first. ^^
The second one was the real one.
We still get first. ^^
GO GROUP ONE!
WE ROCK! YEAH!
:DDDDD
We got overall champion. ^^
I love Group one. <3
Our prize?
The best you could ever imagine.
NO AREA CLEANING. HOHO. :D
So, we just slacked in the classroom.
I lie down.
BlahBlahBlah.
Dismissed.
They told us that we'll get the results of who'll stay in the council.
ON MONDAY AFTER 1PM.
Wish me luck. ^^

Hello people. :D
I'm finally back from Councillor Camp.
Tond of things were going on for the past 2 days.
Tons of activities to do.
On the first day of camp,
I decided to go walk to school, not taking the bus,
Cause it was sucha fine day and my bag wasn't THAT heavy.
So, yeah.
Walked, walked, walked.
Then, it started raining.
It started drizzling at first, and I was near school.
So, I thought it wasn't sucha big deal.
Then, the worst happened.
It started raining heavily.



Like really heavy big plops, wait, screw that.
Ginormous plops of raindrops.
I was so pissed off.
And I was scolding myself. [Weird]
And yes, I was talking to myself.
Luckily, no one was nearby. :D
I called Dini, and asked her where I was.
Imagine my excitement when I saw her at the school gate. Wahaha.
I was so frantic cause I thought I was late. xD
And I didn't know how to get across to reach school!
It was raining heavily!
Like seriously, heavy rain! GINOURMOUS PLOPS OF RAINDROPS.
And Dini told me to just run across.
So, I started running.
And the raindrops hurts okay.
Its like someone shoot rocks at you or something.
And, we had to run again cause the side gate wasn't open.
Only the main gate.
And I had to do it all over again.
When we reached, we were drenched wet.
-.-



Checked out what my group was.
Group #1.
Phew, same group with Dini and Bazilah.
Then we played some Ice Breaker Games, Like,
Whacko, and somemore which I forgot.
xD
We played Captain's Ball too! :D
But, unfotunately, we lost against Group #5.
They're always first in Captain's Ball. -.-
Since most of them are in the Basketball team.
They can jump really high.
I wouldn't be surprised if one of them becomes the next Michael Jordan!
After the games, we had our dinner. [Rice with chicken and vegetables.]
[Surprisingly, not nice. xD]
Then, WATER BOMB.
Fun. [:
BlahBlahBlah.
Bathed, gave the first batch of Sec one girls 5 minuted to bath only.
Muahaha.
Then, we took our own sweet time to bath. LAWLS!
BlahBlahBlah.
Supper. [Hot Milo] [Surprisingly nice.]
BlahBlahBlah.
NightWalk.
There's this Sec two councillor which TRIED to scare me.
Cause I was one of the few people who were at the back.
He TRIED to scare me TWICE. The only reaction I got from him,
Was a Pissed off face. HAHA. [I had no mood at that time.]
All I did was just smiled and laughed at him when he tried to scare me,
THE SECOND TIME.
Haha, nice try. [:
But I don't know his name. Haha. Sorry yeah.
After the night walk was Sleeping time.
Uhh, we didn't get to sleep.
Maybe only for two hours or so.
Most of them stayed up sms-ing or calling someone.
At first we decided to talk in the dark, play Truth Or Dare or something.
But we started to get bored, so yeah.
:D




Thanks to Zuhaidah, for accompaniying me. [:
ILOVEYOU! :D
IMISSYOUTOO. :D
Woke up at 445.
Decided to bath.
We went out and then, the councillors on duty told us to come out at 5.
So, we did.
Haha.
We were the first batch of girls to bath.
So, yeah.
Took our own sweet time. :D
I think I'll stop here.
Cause the post is so long, and I know you guys will start getting bored.
Haha.
Will post the second day of camp tomorrow. :D
With loves. :D <3

I'm super sad.
I mean, I'm totally gonna miss tons of shows! WTF.
1) Singapore Idol [Channel 5]
2) So You Think You Can Dance [AXN] <-------- I WANT TO WATCH THIS. D:
Its a must for me every week. D:
3) American's got Talent. [Channel 5]
4) Ned's School Declassified School Survival Guide [Nick]
5) iCarly [Nick]
6)True Jackson [Nick]
7) Drake&Josh [Nick]
8) CSI: Miami. [AXN]
9) NUMB3RS [AXN]

D:
I'm super super super sad.
In the meantime, do keep my tagboard alive.
Spammers if you wanna spam, go ahead.
Be my guest. :D
Haha.

Hello. :D
Miss me?
I doubt so.
So, I have one apparent reason why I never update my blog ohhkays.
Nothing interesting is going on in my life.
AT THE MOMENT. :D
Wahhaa. Yup. I've not been going out the past few days.
Just rotting at home,
Playing with the computer,
Watching tv,
Watching DVDs,
Doing housework. etc. etc.
I'm begginning to miss my hamster. ]:
God bless her soul.
So, I wouldn't be online OR blogging for two days.
Cause apparently,
I'M GOING TO CAMP. :DDDDDDDDD
Finally, something worthwhile to do over the holidays.
I don't know what I'm feeling.
Part of me is excited.
Part of me is nervous.
Part of me is just scared.
Gosh, I hate camp.
Gosh, I love camp.
See what I mean? :D

2nd post of the day. :D

I think I'm in a better mood.
I guess.
Whatever.
I'm supposed to be in a good mood anyhoots.
Anyhoots, I'm freaking excited for later!
Musical night. Yeah! At my primary school of course.
I'm gonna wear a dress. :DDD

People don't know what I'm going through now.
You can't force me to be in a relationship.
You just can't.
WTH IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWDAYS.
You gotta respect a girl's decision!
That's so uncalled for.
If you say it hurts your heart,
What about mine?
Don't you wonder what's going on with me?
DON'T YOU?
Fuck.
I'm so angry with myself right now,
I can literally kill myself.
And say fuck you over and over and over.
My mood totally changed already.
I thought today, my mood would change for the better.
But it turns out that it changed for the worse.

I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.

Hello.
How are you?
Let me tell you guys how I feel.

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Second post of the day. :D
Found this on Youtube.


Wahaha, it turns out that the word 'Fuck' isn't bad at all. :D
Absolute-fucka-ludly. :D
This video is In-fucka-credible! :D

Ohh, how I love being Emotional these days. :DDD
Whatever,
So, where was I?
Aaaaah yes, Haflah 2009.
Reported 5 mins late.
Cause I was taking my own sweet time to travel from Sembawang to Yishun.
Wahaha. Sorry yeah.
Hopefully no Ustaz/Ustazah sees this. 0.0
If you are, MY APOLOGIES. :D *Waves crazily*
But 5 mins late only whaaaaat. :D
Wahaha.



So, was quite disappointed when I found out I got the job of an Usher.
I mean, I don't wanna stand there leading people to thee registration counter.
I wanted 'Container' so badly.
It means taking care of the kids. Wahaha. :D
But ohh well, can't really argue.
So yeahh.
Some people even ignored me when I smiled politely and said "Hello". Pfft.
Basic social etiquette people! Have you forgotten them?
Or they ignored me just because I'm way way way younger than them?
Ohh well.



After all the fiasco, we got a break of over 15 minutes or so.
We sat down.
And this cute toddler, apparently, a girl, came with her mum.
We went all goo-goo-ga-ga over her.
She's so cute!
But apparently, she likes me more than the other girls. WAHAHA. :DDDD
She came up running to me.
YEAHHH! Yani rocks. :D
In your face Nadiah! xDDD Kidding!
Aww, she was so cute! [:



SkipSkipSkip.
After lunch, we got an hour's break.
Or so.
So, we thought of going to Northpoint to eat AGAIN.
Since, we ate a little.
And we walk-ed over to NorthPoint.
Ate LJS.



Zafirah created some 'new' recipe.
Mayo with Chilli. [It tastes disgusting. xD]
And, Nadiah ate 8 packets of chilli!
Then, I know why they're crazy when they walked back.
They created this "Walk-A-Thon".
-.-
Its like brisk walking and they shook their asses off.
Cause NADIAH told us we were somewhat late if we don't hurry up.
She was excitedly counting down the minutes.
Haiyooo.
And Zafirah joined in the "Walk-A-Thon"
Haiyooo.
Now you know why I hate Chilli? xDDD



SkipSkipSkip.
Now, its the Sec4's turn for their graduation.
Turns out that we need to do tons of thing.
When Ustaz gave us our duties.
But then, the seniors took over our duties.
Hoho. So we had nothing to do.



We slacked in the classroom, sleeping for awhile.
Damn nice. The classroom was super cold.
So, obviously, sleeping was a pleasure.
EEK. That sounds wrong. 0.0
SkipSkipSkip.
After all the graduation thingy, we needed to stay back.
Cause its Ustazah Nisa's last day or so. ]:
I'LL MISS YOU!
WE'LL MISS YOU!
D':



Sobs.
We had this little surprise party for her.
Sad seyhh.
After that, went home.
Walked back to Northpoint.
Seperated at Northpoint.
Cause Nadiah taking the MRT.
And I wanted to buy some supper. [For myself, I was still huungry.]
So, went to Ya Kun Ka Ya toast.
Bought Butter Sugar toast.
Ate it at Sembawang MRT.
Reached home. Home sweet home.








Random Pictures all put together on the day of Haflah.
The cute toddler is the one wearing brown. :D
More pics on Facebook. :D

HELLO WORLD.
Sooo, yesterday, we had this Haflah [Graduation] thingy.
Me, Zafirah and Nadiah volunteered.
From 8am till 8pm? Haha.
The first half of the day was for the Kindergaten kids.
Haha. They're super cute, I tell you.
Will upload pics soon.
Ugh, now, I've no mood to blog.
So, bye.
Sorry people, my blog, my say okay.

I looked at other people and realised how much of a loser I am.

— Aryani Ramlan.

3rd Post Of The Day. [ZZZ]

What's a girl to do when she's bored at home?
Let me tell ya,
She tried on every outfit she has,
Mixing and matching every single thing,
*Coughs* Including her sister's *Coughs* [Mischevious smile]
She goes out to Sunplaza by HERSELF,
Go to library to return her books and borrowed new ones.
GOT STALKED BY TWO GIRLFRIENDS OF HERS. [You know who you are. ;)]
And bought a BIG MAC, UPSIZE.
Got home, watched a marathon of movies.
Eating EVERY SINGLE EDIBLE STUFF SHE BOUGHT.
And damn, she's fat right now.
Who's the girl?
MOI! ;DDD
Wahaha, sucha crazy day.
That's what a girl can do when she's ALONE and BORED at home.
Thenn, her other bitch called her up.
And talked to her for about half an hour. Wahaha.
Fun, fun, fun.
So, when you're bored at home, do that. ;)
Brought to you by Yani. [:


Dedicated to NADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


See this girl on top?
Ain't she pretty? ;D
Sorry, guys she's taken. ;D Heh heh.
Anyways, just wanna introduce you guys this bitch of mine.
Who I'll always love forever! ;DDD
And no, I'm not a lesbo. -.-
Nyahaha.
Anyways, cheer up girl!
You'll have tons of friends in your new school for sure.
Since you're VERY VERY VERY friendly. [: And hyper!
I'm not so sure of what you're stressing right now.
Saw your post.
I don't wanna be a kepo auntie.
Soo, yeahh, [:
Smile a little larh! Open your mouth BIG BIG. :DDDDDD
Okay? Cheer up! [:
All the best in your new school! I love you forever larh! ;)
And you'll forever be the hyperactive, friendly, sweet on the outside, EVIL inside, I know. ;D
And we forever fall for the same guy uhh. xD
Omg, Is that too mushy? EEK.

Loves(:

Second post of the day.

I wanna go out. D:
Sobs.
Harith called me just now, but then in the end, plan cancelled.
OhFreak.
You know what I feel like doing?
I feel like buying a EXTRA VALUE MEAL @ Macs.
Thenn, buy a dvd, watch the dvd.
HAHA. As if I have the money to buy a dvd.
But I wanna eat AND watch something.
Sobs.
First day of holiday and its already super dead here.
Hmm, I think I'm gonna go Sunplaza.
Borrow a book?
Take-away Macs?
Buy a dress? [NO.]
Just walk around.
EEK.

Good Morning people. (:
Guess what?
I thought there's school today, and woke up at 6+.
Gosh, I forgot that its the holidays today.
I'm already missing my class and friends.
Sobs.
I've already updated the songs since its been a longggg time,
Since I changed the song.
Haha, I know this song is sooo long ago.
I actually didn't know the song, untill, Nadiah came to my rescue.
HAHA. xD

YANI. ;D FlyingSotong. {: says:
heyy, do you know the title of this song?
It goes like this, " I call you, you tak answer." Or something like that.
xD
Nadiah. says:
Kantoi.
YANI. ;D FlyingSotong. {: says:
Thanks!
Nadiah. says:
Haha.
Lagu dah lamer babe.
YANI. ;D FlyingSotong. {: says:
I knoww.
Haha, I just don't know the title.
Nadiah. says:
lol.
YANI. ;D FlyingSotong. {: says:
Embarassing man.
Nadiah. says:
zee avi yang nyanyi.
YANI. ;D FlyingSotong. {: says:
Yup2!

I am so outdated. xD
So, there's Kantoi and What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts.